If you love someone

Ini adalah kata-kata pujangga lama (ye ke kata-kata pujangga?) yang merupakan fav aku. Sekarang dah ada macam-macam version dan ada version aku sendiri.

Original Quote

If you love someone,
Set her free…
If she comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, she never was….

Pessimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, she’s yours,
If she doesn’t, as expected, she never was…

Optimist:

If you love someone,
Set her free …
Don’t worry, she will come back.

Suspicious:

If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient:

If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back within some time
forget her.

Patient:

If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she doesn’t come back, continue to wait
until she comes back …

Playful:

If you love someone,
Set her free …
If she comes back,
and if you love her still,
set her free again,…….. repeat

C++ Programmer:

If(you-love(m_she))
m_she.free()
if(m_she == NULL)
m_she= new CShe;

Bill Gates :

If you love someone,
Set her free,
If she comes back,
I think we can charge her for re-installation fees
but tell her that she’s also going to get an upgrade.

HR specialist

If you love someone
set her free by
Offering her VRS and other benefits
Then outsource her.

Shakespeare:

if you love someone,
Set her free ….
If she ever comes back, she’s yours.
If she doesn’t, here’s the poison, suicide
yourself for her.

My Own version

If you love someone,
set her free…
If she ever comes back, she’s yours.
Don’t worry, she`ll come back.
If she doesn’t, ask her why, then take this poison, suicide yourself!