System Upgrade (Edisi update sbb dah kene rusuhan!)

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SYSTEM UPGRADE

Dear Technical Support

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a slow
down in the overall performance, particularly in
the flower and jewelry
applications that had operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 un-installed many other
valuable programs such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, but
installed undesirable programs
such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0.

And now Conversation 8.0 no longer runs and House
Cleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the
system.

I’ve tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail

What can I do?

Signed,
DESPERATE

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Reply:

Dear Desperate,

First keep in mind; Boyfriend 5.0 is an
entertainment package, while
Husband 1.0 is an operating system. Try entering
the command C:\I THOUGHT
YOU LOVED ME and download Tears 6.2 to install
Guilt 3.0. If all works as
designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically
run the applications
Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence
2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a
very bad program that will
create SnoringLoudly.wav files.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but
it does have a limited
memory and cannot learn new applications
quickly. You might consider
additional software to improve memory and
performance. I personally
recommend Hot Food 3.0 and Lingerie 6.9.

GOOD LUCK.

From,
TECHNICAL SUPPORT